Watch My Temper, I Go Mental, I'll Try To Be Gentle
Made-Up Swear Word Of The Day: Shtoonka (Shh-toon-kuh), 1. (v.) to shtoonka, "Man, did you see her shtoonka?" 2. (n.) a shtoonka, "Man, she's such a shtoonka" 3. (adj.) a shtoonka-ish nature to accompany a noun, "What a shtoonka shtoonka."
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Wow, I haven't touched this POS in ages, man. Not that anyone truly missed me. ;P But just in case, I blame the Communists. And the Nazis. And the Catholics. They're all in cahoots with each other, those dirty bastards, y'dig?
I discovered recently that I have a callous disregard for life, and it's pretty fun. A friend, Derek, was trying to get my brother to read a book and we discovered the fellow that wrote the book had committed suicide. So, naturally, being the mental giant I am, the first question out of my mouth was:
"Dude, does it say how he offed himself?"
I know, I know. Quite a brain on me, eh? Not that I'm really bothered by the statement. I mean, c'mon, it WAS an honest-to-goodness light-hearted, good-natured and fully innocent question. In case you were wondering, no... it didn't say how he offed himself, and frankly, I was pissed.
I blame the Commie-Nazi-Cathos again. Bastards. The whole lot of them, y'dig?
I'm assuming, once again, that those of you who are reading this are those of you that actually know me, so I won't bother to reiterate the fact that (of course, except for what I'm about to say right now) that I have a very unhealthy, sickening, stomach-turning, fascinating and all-around pervertedly-creepy obsession with Temari from the anime Naruto.
Yes. I know she's fifteen.
It could be worse. She could be, like... four.
Which reminds me of something... my brother used to have this friend, and his father's motto was:
"If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me."
Kind of makes you wonder about the Catholic church, doesn't it?
Man, I wish I had some semblance of a clue of what's going on with this whole election-bull shit. I just know that Kerry, Bush, Nader... they all suck. I should move away to Canada. :( Fucking Commie-bastards, all of them. Not that there's any real basis for that statement of course, besides:
Bush nearly choked to death on a pretzel (assassination attempt? Poor chewing quality? You be the judge) and can't pronounce "nuclear"
Kerry has a big chin
Nader is... well... Nader, y'dig?
All in all, kind of sad, though then again, I have no idea what's going on, and I have no basis for my arguments. :D
And it's just been brought to my attention, something about "air-conditioned coffins". I don't know, exactly, what in the Nine Hells is going on, but frankly, I guess I'm kind of glad I did... because if it was verified that, indeed, there is some inane human invention such as air-conditioned coffins, then I'd further lose any remote ounce of respect that I still held for the human race (which was very little to begin with).
Great... just what we need.
Who cares about a cure for cancer? We need air-conditioned coffins, y'dig?
NOW.
Some people are morons.
Like Anne Rice. Sheesh, what a cunt. I mean, first off... she's not even that decent of a writer. She has little to no talent when it comes to writing, her writing is just a drone mixture of something if you'd combine works of Akira Toriyama and J.R.R. Tolkien and Buffy The Vampire Slayer. And she gets worked up when people bad-mouth her SHITTY (I shall reiterate this word, for I feel it is most appropriate: SHITTY) writing. I mean, c'mon Annie, really. Maybe if you had some TALENT, then you'd have room to complain. But, well... since you don't.
Stfu, ho, y'dig?
Anyways, that's really all I have to say about now. I hope you enjoyed my rants this time around.
Lead a good life, stay in milk, don't do school, and drink your drugs.
And remember: Religion and Communists and Nazis are the bane of our existence. >: And they're in cahoots with each other.
Go with Judas... and Elvis Presley.
Judas Presley.
Or Elvis Iscariot.
Hm... no...
Judas Presley sounds better.
Go with Judas Presley, y'dig?
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