urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:gravenraven Thought and Memory gravenraven 2004-10-07T01:22:37Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:gravenraven:776 2004-10-07T01:18:48Z 2004-10-07T01:22:37Z Garbage - When I Grow Up Made-Up Swear Word Of The Day: Shtoonka (Shh-toon-kuh), 1. (v.) to shtoonka, "Man, did you see her shtoonka?" 2. (n.) a shtoonka, "Man, she's such a shtoonka" 3. (adj.) a shtoonka-ish nature to accompany a noun, "What a shtoonka shtoonka."<br /><br />This has been your "Made-Up Swear Word Of The Day". Thank you.<br /><br /><br />Wow, I haven't touched this POS in ages, man. Not that anyone truly missed me. ;P But just in case, I blame the Communists. And the Nazis. And the Catholics. They're all in cahoots with each other, those dirty bastards, y'dig?<br /><br />I discovered recently that I have a callous disregard for life, and it's pretty fun. A friend, Derek, was trying to get my brother to read a book and we discovered the fellow that wrote the book had committed suicide. So, naturally, being the mental giant I am, the first question out of my mouth was:<br /><br />"Dude, does it say how he offed himself?"<br /><br />I know, I know. Quite a brain on me, eh? Not that I'm really bothered by the statement. I mean, c'mon, it WAS an honest-to-goodness light-hearted, good-natured and fully innocent question. In case you were wondering, no... it didn't say how he offed himself, and frankly, I was pissed.<br /><br />I blame the Commie-Nazi-Cathos again. Bastards. The whole lot of them, y'dig?<br /><br />I'm assuming, once again, that those of you who are reading this are those of you that actually know me, so I won't bother to reiterate the fact that (of course, except for what I'm about to say right now) that I have a very unhealthy, sickening, stomach-turning, fascinating and all-around pervertedly-creepy obsession with Temari from the anime Naruto.<br /><br />Yes. I know she's fifteen.<br /><br />It could be worse. She could be, like... four.<br /><br />Which reminds me of something... my brother used to have this friend, and his father's motto was:<br /><br />"If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me."<br /><br />Kind of makes you wonder about the Catholic church, doesn't it?<br /><br />Man, I wish I had some semblance of a clue of what's going on with this whole election-bull shit. I just know that Kerry, Bush, Nader... they all suck. I should move away to Canada. :( Fucking Commie-bastards, all of them. Not that there's any real basis for that statement of course, besides:<br /><br />Bush nearly choked to death on a pretzel (assassination attempt? Poor chewing quality? You be the judge) and can't pronounce "nuclear"<br /><br />Kerry has a big chin<br /><br />Nader is... well... Nader, y'dig?<br /><br />All in all, kind of sad, though then again, I have no idea what's going on, and I have no basis for my arguments. :D<br /><br />And it's just been brought to my attention, something about "air-conditioned coffins". I don't know, exactly, what in the Nine Hells is going on, but frankly, I guess I'm kind of glad I did... because if it was verified that, indeed, there is some inane human invention such as air-conditioned coffins, then I'd further lose any remote ounce of respect that I still held for the human race (which was very little to begin with).<br /><br />Great... just what we need.<br /><br />Who cares about a cure for cancer? We need air-conditioned coffins, y'dig?<br /><br />NOW.<br /><br />Some people are morons.<br /><br />Like Anne Rice. Sheesh, what a cunt. I mean, first off... she's not even that decent of a writer. She has little to no talent when it comes to writing, her writing is just a drone mixture of something if you'd combine works of Akira Toriyama and J.R.R. Tolkien and Buffy The Vampire Slayer. And she gets worked up when people bad-mouth her SHITTY (I shall reiterate this word, for I feel it is most appropriate: SHITTY) writing. I mean, c'mon Annie, really. Maybe if you had some TALENT, then you'd have room to complain. But, well... since you don't.<br /><br />Stfu, ho, y'dig?<br /><br />Anyways, that's really all I have to say about now. I hope you enjoyed my rants this time around.<br /><br />Lead a good life, stay in milk, don't do school, and drink your drugs.<br /><br />And remember: Religion and Communists and Nazis are the bane of our existence. &gt;: And they're in cahoots with each other.<br /><br />Go with Judas... and Elvis Presley.<br /><br />Judas Presley.<br /><br />Or Elvis Iscariot.<br /><br />Hm... no...<br /><br />Judas Presley sounds better.<br /><br />Go with Judas Presley, y'dig? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:gravenraven:673 2004-05-03T04:13:46Z 2004-05-03T04:42:04Z Tsunami Bomb - 20 Going On... Seriously, they do... I've seen them do it!<br /><br />Anyways...<br /><br />Alas, 'tis another Sunday and, alas, 'tis another day for mass amounts of drama, complaining, whining, etc. :P Mostly upon my part, which is cool.<br /><br />Anyways... nothing really exciting happened today that's worthy of mentioning. More bitching on Lensmoor. Ha ha, Brid is dead. My character, Sathane is almost ready for level 7 already. :P<br /><br />I had started writing a new story. Or, rather, it was an old story of mine that I got about 50 pages into but then I abandoned it about a year ago.. now I decided to take it back up and start from scratch, redoing the whole thing.<br /><br />Anyway, I got about a page done and my sister wants to go on the computer... so I tell her, fine, just don't close any of the windows I had open and I can usually trust her of this, she never does...<br /><br />Figures, just my luck though, for some "magical reason" as my sister described it, the computer restarted itself.<br /><br />As if it were possessed...<br /><br />And it didn't like us...<br /><br />So it decided to spit in our face. &gt;:o<br /><br />Either way... yeah, whatever I wrote in the story was completely lost and I'm complaining now.<br /><br />Y-u-u-u-u-up, it sucks.<br /><br />My friend, Lisa, is now talking about this uber-hard test she has to take... convinced she's gonna fail and that she doesn't remember anything. Yeah... right... x_x She's one of the most intelligent people I know, and in spite of the fact that she says she'll fail I'm sure she's gonna do just fine. Better than fine.<br /><br />Damn it... Kara's character, Miesma, has a cool new pet on Lensmoor. &gt;:o Sathane needs a pet, damn it... a kicky looking raven.. that'll pwnz everyone's ***...<br /><br />Yeah...<br /><br />In case you haven't noticed, I'm not really explaining anything...<br /><br />Why?<br /><br />Because I am assuming that you are reading this under the assumption that you know me. ;P Or... well.. under the FACT that you know me...<br /><br />So you SHOULD know half this crap I'm talking about. :P<br /><br />And if not...<br /><br />Uh...<br /><br />Uhhh....<br /><br />Piss off, you bloody wanker! &gt;:(<br /><br />PS.<br /><br />I &lt;3 U KARA urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:gravenraven:506 2004-05-02T03:12:44Z 2004-05-02T03:12:44Z Sonic Youth - Streamxsonik Subway Random song title for the subject.<br /><br />Hey, go to Hell, *I* thought it was a rather good idea.<br /><br />Anyways... Being my first post I guess I should put something all deep and meaningful and such... but those who know me damn well know that just ain't my style. :P So, really, I don't know WHAT I'd put here besides random little tidbits and whining...<br /><br />I was called a twit by someone running around with an eight-year old BDSM icon... now that was a hoot.<br /><br />It's funny watching people on Lensmoor go at each other's throats... well, namely the wimps that shoot words from a distance and cower in a corner (Not going to be saying any names, but you know who you are! &gt;:o).<br /><br />It's only bloody 11:00 pm and I'm bloody tired already and it sucks. And my back is in pain. Lots of pain.<br /><br />Just in case you're wondering, yes, all I do do is complain. :P But sometimes the ramblings are more intelligent.<br /><br />I suppose, somewhere along the line I could reiterate some debates I've had elsewhere...<br /><br />The Existence of God... Now THAT one was a bloody classic... getting religious zealots trying to convince people that God is real... why? Oh, because there's a BOOK about him, of course. Yes, that is one Hell of a reason to believe in God. :P At least the general consensus of people I asked seemed to agree...<br /><br />Buddha could definitely take Jesus in a kick-boxing match.<br /><br />I *could* take this time to go off on a tangent and talk all about myself... but that'd be all selfish. :) So I'll save that for later.